apparently being 25 is the year i decide to be a shit show alcoholic. happens to everyone, i guess.

last night got a little out of hand. i wish i felt okay retelling it all, but it was dirty & sloppy & a little embarrassing & really hot. i’m left with the most sex related injuries i’ve ever had. i’ve scraped up my knee like a 5 year old. i’ve sprained my ankle horribly & crossing my fingers i won’t have to go to the ER for it.

i’d like to say that it was all worth it though. god damn.